About Fatty's Food Review
Welcome to Fatty’s Food Review. It’s simple really. I’m fat, I like to eat, and I like talking about the places I’ve eaten. According to statistics, over 70% of Americans, adults are either overweight or obese. More importantly, Americans are chowing down at all the wrong places. It’s been my experience and probably yours too that the best places to eat seem to be some little hole in the wall restaurant locally owned and operated. Often these places don’t receive the attention they deserve because most lazy people just stick to the same crappy restaurant they’ve eaten at for years. My goal with Fatty’s Food Review is simple. I want to highlight some of the amazing restaurant you’ll find off the beaten path and give them the critical reviews they deserve.
I’m based out of Utah, so the vast majority of restaurants I eat at are local to the state of Utah. In fact my primary requirement for a restaurant to be featured is that it has to be locally owned in operated. Moreover I don’t want to review chain restaurants even if they are local to Utah. So you won’t find any reviews for Cafe Rio, Cafe Zupas or Crown Burger. Lastly, the restaurants I review have to be accessible to the average person. You won’t find any reviews of $100 meals consisting of five pieces of goat cheese and a couple of grapes on Fatty’s Food Review.
Frequently Asked Questions
How fat are you and how do you eat like this all the time?
None of your damn business and I don’t. I try to eat as healthy as I can and count calories as best I can. I only can only eat out at some of these restaurants once a week and even then my daily calorie limit goes out the window.
Can you review my restaurant?
Maybe, but it’ll be on my own time. You don’t get to decide when I show up or to comp my meal. I want the same experience as everyone else.
I got a bad review I want (to complain, a second chance, or revenge)!
Well, suck it up Buttercup! Bad restaurants deserve to fail and if the food or service is bad at your establishment then why should I lie to my readers? I may come back and give you a second chance, but that’s not guaranteed and definitely won’t happen if you contact me and are an asshole.
Will you review restaurants outside of Utah?
Absolutely! I got to eat when I’m traveling right?
What’s your rating scale?
I don’t have one. I give my overall impressions of a restaurant and what I liked and didn’t like about it. You’re free to agree or disagree with me.
What are some of your favorite types of food?
I enjoy hamburgers, pizza, and thick and creamy soups.
What are some of the foods you don’t like?
I’m not a fan of Chinese food. I suspect it’s because I haven’t ever eaten at an authentic Chinese restaurant. I’ve only ever eaten Chinese take-out or buffets and all those places pretty much taste the same. It seems like most Chinese food here in America comprises of some form of fried chicken covered in a sauce thickened with too much cornstarch. Maybe one day I’ll eat somewhere that will change my mind.